From: Way West of Jewfish Boulevard<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Dear Friend & Subscriber<\/p>\n\n\n\n
My head hurts, my feet stink and I don’t love Jimmy Swaggert.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
I don’t want to be here at my desk writing this letter. I want to be on my boat. Writing sucks. I\u00a0hate\u00a0to write. Anybody who says they like to write is either a degenerate liar or a social leper. <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Let’s face it: What kind of nerd wants to sit and struggle with a blank piece of paper when he could be 60 feet underwater slaughtering innocent fish… or… romancing his honey… or… going to a movie… or… playing golf… or… reading what\u00a0somebody\u00a0else\u00a0has struggled to write…<\/p>\n\n\n\n
First, I need you to know that in business, there is nothing we Halberts like more than…<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Other people like to build empires but we like to grab a bunch of fungolas and head out to go shopping for toys like boats, cars, watches, clothes etc and then we take a bunch of time off.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
From: Way West of Jewfish Boulevard Dear Friend & Subscriber My head hurts, my feet stink and I don’t love Jimmy Swaggert. I don’t want to be here at my desk writing this letter. I want to be on my boat. Writing sucks. I\u00a0hate\u00a0to write. Anybody who says they like to write is either a … <\/p>\n